The "Archies" are without a drum after Moose breaks it, but the gang gets him to replace it when they write a song about Moose and Midge.; Archie is working as a carnival boardwalk barker and enlists Jughead's help when he can't attract customers.; Archie accidentally breaks Mr. Lodge's new garden statue, then disguises himself and takes the statue's place so Mr. Lodge won't discover what he did.; Jughead gets a toothache and the gang has to drag him to the dentist because he's too scared to go on his own.; Li'l Jinx offers to give Greg a haircut for ten cents, so they can use his leftover money to buy sodas.