In a parody of the TV series "Simon and Simon," two brothers try to solve crimes while bickering like brothers.; Parody of the film "The Verdict"; an alcoholic lawyer takes a malpractice case against a church-run hospital and finds his reason for being.; The trials and ironies of sickness, jogging, marriage, school, eating, offers, sleep, personalities, bumper stickers, pets, logic, neighbors, employment, and television; A multi-billionaire defense contractor is interviewed.; Examples of things unique to television.; Theme suggestions for future urban marathon events.; Hoped for parental responses to various situations contrasted with how they actual respond.; Places devoid of people that can house missile silos.; Calendar pages with embarrassing notations on them.; Ailments specific to the supermarket shopping experience.; A caveman finds a different use for the newly invented wheel.; A test bulletin from the Emergency Publishing System breaks into a Don Martin single page cartoon.; A falcon trainer has an accident with his bird.; The Black Spy uses a double-barreled cannon to strike at the White Spy.; Frankenstein's monster finds a festive way to foil a mob with torches.