Glossary of hi-fi terms, tips on how to beat the high cost, where to place hi-fi equipment, and phony reviews of recordings.; Stories are: In A Tavern, In King Arthur's Kitchen, In Another Tavern.; Pictures taken by Ivan along with his captions to show Russians how horrible life in the United States is.; Three phony board games: Draft Dodger; Make-Out; Alimony.; The exploits of Zachary Bean, who during the Civil War was a aide to Ulysses S. Grant.; Wally interviews the owner of a company that makes purposefully confusing signs for highways.; What might happen if games and sports were used to settle what are now armed conflicts.; Ideas for everyday workers as comic book superheroes.; Modern reality based toy kits.; A look at a village where literary characters go when their stories are done, to see what becomes of them.; The ancient seven wonders of the world as reimagined by modern builders.; A sad Christmas, as a man buys himself a present he doesn't like, and an angry New Year, when none of the hats and noisemakers work.; Phony ad for Kings Man liquors.; Things that might be said in sporting events when you can't hear the players.; A parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.; A banker is being audited and trouble is found, but he successfully bribes the bank examiner.; Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.; Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.; Parody of Winston cigarette ad.