Spider-Sham battles Blandman and Venema with the Green Gobblygook's help.; Major scenes from the movie skewered with goofy dialogue.; Various short satires of pop culture.; Ideas for the Simpsons movie from various Hollywood personalities pitching their unique styles.; Monroe gets a summer job delivering newspapers until he shows he can calm down animals.; Things that can go wrong in mixed martial arts contests.; Things not to do if you're trying to impress a date at the mall.; Story of Tad's experiences mowing lawns as a summer job.; In the first strip, the White Spy fools the Black Spy with a fake half-buried look-alike of himself at the beach. In the second strip, the Black Spy retaliates for a nail on his chair, using a porcupine.; Lines that would be offensive and in bad taste at funerals.; Celebrities as Yu-Gi-Oh! character cards, with their power levels and stats.; Things that are unbelievable about the Harry Potter stories.; Stills from a Hillary Clinton tv commercial with humorous captions.; Unlikely questions for Paris regarding prison life.