The setup and a typical day in Slomantha's life with amnesia.; A look at problems doctors face.; Monroe's mother gets the house on the tv show Extreme Home Makeover. Monroe stays to work with the construction crew, ruptures a gas line that is not repaired properly, and the house explodes just after the makeover is completed.; Various short satires of pop culture.; Unknown past secrets of favorite children's book characters.; The old joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", as it might be told by various comedians.; Pieces of 24 plots and other junk, categorized so the reader can assemble several possible plotlines.; Lame and horrible things that could go wrong on a spring break vacation.; TV show "Lost" stills with fake dialog.; One-liners that fit a circus trial atmosphere.; Roger's call drops Andy's replies, causing Roger to think he's in the clear with Congress.; Hillary is losing the election but refuses to withdraw.; The Black spy feigns superstitious behavior and the White Spy sets a trap to take advantage of that, but the Black Spy springs one on him instead.; Hillary has received fewer votes but insists she's ahead anyway.