Character bios and continuity information for the Chronicles.; Coach Mike tries to whip the boys into shape but Monroe gets so frustrated that he overeats instead.; Various short satires of pop culture.; Goofy interpretations of the difficulties of being energy and ecology careful.; New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings.; A rewrite of the song "God Bless America" to accomodate the views of Rev. Wright.; A MAD look at working at home, where even the Pros are Con.; Shows how lame celebrity culture may become when even more people with no talent become famous.; A look at what may be taught at corporate training, to try to explain the bad customer service seen at stores.; Training tips for paparazzi.; The Black Spy sets a trap for the White Spy on a public sidewalk.; Book covers mimicking some famous Dr. Seuss books.; New ideas for political conventions.