Various short satires of pop culture on the internet.; Fake ad to look like Staples newspaper circular.; Various short satires of pop culture.; A look at some possible goofy outcomes on tv cooking shows.; New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings.; A comparison of the cartoon Griffin family and the characters in the Bush administration.; A look at the possible future of mixed martial arts fighters.; A fake customer survey for a fast food restaurant.; The Black Spy uses a chemical that lets him stretch but the White Spy takes advantage of it to destroy the Black Spy's headquarters.; A MAD look at problems of having multiple mothers.; Multiple choice answers to stupid questions, with blanks for readers to create their own.; Fake photos and mementos for baby's first year with bad parents.; Ways to see the good side of the War on Terror.