The Botchmen wander through all the loose plot ends of the Watchmen story.; Comic situations that are unlikely to happen during training classes.; New gags written for Dave Berg's drawings.; Things that could go wrong with an online education.; Stills from the movie "Watchmen" with fake dialog.; Story of a donkey that shows up whever someone is dying.; Standard sports interview cliches, with explanatory remarks.; Two strips. In the first, the White spy is beheaded after believing he's engineered a jailbreak. In the second, a trick diving board does in the Black Spy.; Compares Barack Obama's campaign promises to what he'll likely do in office.; Foolish questions and answers concerning the pending US digital tv conversion.