Various short satires of pop culture.; Things that could have gone wrong in the Twilight movie series.; A collection of comic strips.; The pros and cons of using the iPad for various demographic groups.; A Toyota Camry model arrives and takes the other toys for a wild ride. After a series of crashes, the Camry is called to Washington, DC and the other toys go along to defend it in Congressional hearings.; Rationalizations of lying, cheating and bribery.; A parody of the Archie Marries Betty / Veronica stories, featuring a third way, with a surprise ending not indicated by the title.; Fake Tweets from Mr. T about the recent A-Team movie, sent via Twittajabba.; Ridiculous things people could focus on that remind them or their ex-partner.; In the first story, the Black Spy is captured by the "3D" letters falling from a theater marquee. In the second story, the White Spy has his fingers snapped by a mouse trap that looks like a cell phone.; Annoying things about cell phone useage.; Parody of a Petco pet store ad.; Satire on the A-Team concept, with conservative talk show hosts who "Love It When A Rant Comes Together."; Parody of deodorant ad and of Jesse James' Neo-Nazi salute.; Parody of the KFC Double Down sandwich.; Two priests alternately confess pedophillic sins to each other...and are absolved.