Parody of the "Voyage To the Bottom of the Sea" TV series: two incompetent naval officers investigate the death of a crew member aboard a hamster-powered submarine.; A niche magazine for people in law enforcement.; In a parody of the film "The Sandpipers," a married priest is attracted to a shallow single mother and has a clandestine affair with her where they talk endlessly about nothing.; The drawbacks of living in the suburbs, presented as a child's primer.; The ironies and aggravations of shopping are portrayed.; Strategies to counteract intimidating situations.; College courses designed to churn out minimally-skilled graduates.; If standard television show genres are recast and reworked to appeal to teens.; A man tries to board an elevator.; Modern trials and eccentricities expressed in poem form.; The White Spy tries to put the Black Spy under video surveillance.; A cow is annoyed by an ant.; The White Spy booby-traps a shoe.; A man robs the wrong kind of bank.