Parody of the film "The Sound Of Music"; a failed novitiate becomes a governess for the children of a Baron and they fall in love amid some really bad songs.; Ideas on how to combat telephone solicitors.; Parody of the TV show "Hogan's Heroes"; the head officer of the prisoners in a Nazi prison camp can't enjoy all of the secret benefits of the camp because he is worried about the future.; Sarcastic responses to time worn holiday season situations.; Examples of human failings and frailties related to the postal service.; Names of famous people with objects representing what they are famous for replacing certain letters.; Football stories written for non-sports niche magazines.; Consumer advertisements for non-consumer vehicles.; Examples of gifts you can give to people you don't really like.; A sculptor finishes his masterpiece.; The Black Spy uses a party favor to steal secret plans.; The White Spy fakes out the Black Spy with a boomerang.; A formula doesn't work as a chemist anticipates.