In a parody of the film "The French Connection," a racist, violent narcotics detective tries to arrest the members of a drug-smuggling ring.; In a parody of the TV series "Mannix," a very violent private investigator racks up a large body count, but doesn't solve many crimes.; Mad interviews the administrator of a progressive, structure-less school.; Examples of the good and bad sides of getting married.; A review of the low points of television, presented in verse.; Brand names are arranged horizontally so that commentary can be spelled out vertically.; A man sets up his pre-fabricated tent.; The White Spy booby-traps The Black Spy's gloves.; The Black Spy uses subliminal messaging to trap the White Spy.; Two archaeologists make a startling discovery.