Shows many things you can do to look smart.; A typical night on the show, with a ventriloquist, a foreign act, and a comic. Article ends with a mock judicial order from Judge Alfred E. Neuman.; A brief summary of major scenes from the movie, with a surprise ending.; Highlighting the problems poorer schools have with their football teams.; Story showing that lions will be lions, not pets.; A man accuses his dog of defecating in the house, but when he tries to clean it up he discovers it is a snake and is bitten.; Article shows how all the new auto safety features are optional equipment, and all the cosmetic features are standard.; The marshall goes out to a gunfight over the objections of several girlfriends...and is outdrawn and shot.; The musketeer successfully battles dozens of the villain's men, but is run through by the villain.; A woodsman tries to save a girl going over a waterfall in a canoe, but can't reach her and she goes over.; The fighter rallies one last time after receiving some good news ringside, but is knocked out anyway.