How brands could be matched to the celebrities who endorse them.; A look at the progression of events if teenagers ran the world, resulting in adults acting like teenagers and MAD publishing an article titled "What Would Happen If Adults Ran The Country."; After a typical day of killin' folk, Lucas's wife comes to town and kills him because his TV show ratings were higher than hers.; How TV shows would corrupt history if sponsors carefully changed the names of people and places to expunge any hint of their competitors.; In a case of mistaken identity, Sheldon is hounded by secret agents trying to kill him in a cross-country chase.; Problems of skiing, MAD's tips for skiing, and new uses for your skis after you quit.; Examples of messages that get corrupted when lights burn out on illuminated signs.; Ideas for horror movies based on current advertising campaigns.; Comparing a typical newspaper society page to what it might look like if it were about common people.; Power derived from various sources of modern human activity.; A diner cook has an odd way of preparing scrambled eggs.; The wrong ways to implement common safe driving tips.; Valentines from the public to people we would mostly like to forget about.; Parody of Fleischmann's Whiskey ad, using a midget and normal size bottle of whiskey.; A princess grows a flower in a strange location.; A doctor reads a man's tongue as if it were a stock ticker tape.; Nikita Khrushchev shows how easy it is to take highly detailed pictures of military installations with Kossacolor film.