Satirical look at child-rearing.; Parody of the television show "Lassie".; Altering famous advertising campaigns so they advertise the services of physicians.; Examples of historical misquotes.; A person channel-surfs and keeps hitting commercials.; New services designed to let Americans do even less.; Comparison of stereotypical war movie characters from films made during World War II and after the war.; Familiar modern stereotypes presented as carnival side-show attractions.; Four safe-crackers are apprehended when one of them makes the wrong noise at the wrong time.; Comparison of how the New York Times and the New York Daily News would cover particular stories.; If famous people had to do a "how I spent my summer vacation" essay.; Parody of then-current Polident television ad.; Blank page with a note clipped to it from Al Feldstein's mother, claiming he was too sick to fill the page.; A child shows another child his new set of darts.