Parody of a day in the life of President Reagan.; The impossibly crude and violent Mr. Vengeance goes out on a date.; Maurice gets a new flash camera for Christmas, leading to the usual catastrophe.; Pepsi's new boyfriend is a Guardian Angel, a volunteer crime patroller; but he's not very assertive.; Tor Johnson meets the Lord of Eltingville on a train.; Nutzy helps Oliver pick his dinner form the frozen-food tree. The two then watch the shockbox, which tosses dead soldiers, accident victims, and starving children from the screen into the living room.; A rich woman's daughter has anorexia nervosa and Draper turns her into a walking sofa.; A dog's version of a day in the park.