A libelous account of the life of Attorney General Edwin Meese.; Doctor-Lawyer is accused of malpractice and is also the prosecuting attorney in the case.; Mr. Vengeance gets revenge on the doctor who drained his mother's funds and forced her to go on welfare. He takes over the office and does his usual quota of crude and cruel deeds.; Dr. Flaccid's experiment releases a toxic cloud of artificial intelligence which turns St. Helen's Hospital into a madhouse.; A man graduates from Harvard with a law degree, then goes back to become a doctor.; Pepsi decides to make money from "secondary sexual experiences."; Random observations about everyday life.; A man comes to confess his sins to a priest. Dirty Father Harry beats the man with a blackjack to get a full account of all his sins.; Sam finds that Mrs. Van Buren is also in an iron lung. She tells of committing adultery with a man eight years ago, who her husband has kept locked inside her iron lung ever since.; Dr. Rogers spikes the eggnog at a New Year's Eve party. Everyone gets drunk and eventually Constable Tom burns down the cabin.; Oliver's boss decides Oliver needs a new head and new hands.; A wife comes to Steve Draper. Her husband is cheating on her with an upholstered chair.; A dog has an erotic dream.