A four-chapter story detailing a man's life of sexual frustration.; Cheech propositions a forest nymph, but is rejected violently.; Mr. Duck is getting ready to partake of some hashish. There's a knock at the door and a paranoid Weevil tries to dispose of the goods.; The boy attends his first funeral.; The Aesop Brothers join the carnival, hoping to become romantically involved with the Kaplan Sisters, who are also Siamese twins. The plan goes awry when they find the Kaplan Sisters are already married.; Bonnie gives a book report on a racy novel.