Mr. Duck sets up a donkey sex show, but Weevil is jealous of the donkey.; Pat tells Buddy to go to an old run-down house, saying it is a house of prostitution, full of pretty girls. When Buddy gets there he is greeted by hideous beings.; Cheech drinks beer spiked with L.S.D.; A woman who has been raped is dumped from a car in front of Bonnie's house.; A boy is haunted by guilt after he steals a candy bar.; Stanfield goes off to fight the Civil War. In the two hours while he's gone, the plantation's slaves are freed and Desdemona becomes engaged to a black man named John Henry.; Instructions in comic form on how a shy man should approach a woman.; Steve and Jill try to decide what to do about Jill's pregnancy.; Jill has a miscarriage, then disappears.; Proper ways of drawing the feces of various animals.