Secretary of Transportation Claude M. Brinegar schemes to become the Vice-President of the United States.; Jeb Stuart Magruder is sentenced to serve a term in a country club-style prison for white collar criminals.; Mr. Duck reads a pornographic passage from a book aloud in an adult book story, arousing a fellow customer.; While on a trip to the forest with her Girl Scout troop, Bonnie and Trots are accosted by a female sasquatch for littering.; The boy and his friend ask a homeless man if he needs any help, only to find he's just an abusive drunk.; A man apologizes endlessly for the premature end to his love-making.; Robert McNamara, president of the World Bank, former Secretary of Defense, asks Shrimpy for the "source of everything!"; Jill decides to move out. However, since it's her apartment, Steve is the one who has to leave.; Steve goes out for groceries and (unknowingly) meets Jill's new female roommate.; How to draw a homosexual quail.