A man writes a personals ad that is too successful.; The Baron and the Queen try out the new bed with box springs.; Crusier is in bed with two women, when he decides to video the action. His bed-mates fall asleep while he's still figuring out how to work the camera and recorder.; A man complains about his lack of success with women.; A sailor gathers several ladies of the evening for a night in his hotel room.; A companion at a bar turns out to be stranger than he looks.; Albert's loud-mouthed brother-in-law visits from Texas.; The President and his aide discuss how to cut family planning programs.