Sad Sack gets punchy after too many loud ringing noises and starts punching everyone as if he's in a prizefight.; Sack is sent to the space program but all it consists of is him being placed in various rockets that crash.; Two Senators investigate how Rockjaw is spending money. Sarge and Sad Sack have done such a good job of camouflaging the excesses that the Senators decide to send more money.; Sack and Slob are cleaning out a sewer line and everyone get sprayed.; Sack complains that he's stuck on guard duty, but the mud is so bad he really is stuck.; Sack laments that hes not the best at anything until Sarge reminds him he's the worst soldier in the whole army.; Sarge believes he lost something in the garbage and has Sack dump it out, but after looking has Sack clean it back up.