After a blow to the head makes him a genius, Sack is elected President of the United States; after hitting his head again and losing his intelligence, he fails in his re-election bid and goes back to the Army.; After Colonel Lilyliver posts a notice that any sergeant who uses harsh language to the men will be demoted, Sack secretly records Sarge abusing him. However Colonel Lilyliver is replaced by Colonel Grunty, who has very different views.; Two bank robbers rent Sod's house.; When Sack gets in a car he forgets that he's not driving a tank anymore.; Sack accidentally dumps a sleeping Sarge into the swimming pool.; Sack is so used to sleeping outside in the rain with his helmet on, that when he goes home to visit his mother he sleeps in the shower with a pan on his head.; When Cookie accidentally spills some things into a pot, it tastes better than his usual cooking.; Captain Softseat, Lieutenant Packrat, and the Sarge all agree that something needs to be done about food being taken from the refrigerator during the night; then the electricity goes out, and when it comes back on it's the three of them who are stealing a snack.; Sack is happy to be laid up in the hospital.