With the price of gas going up, Archie, Betty, and Jughead decide to become personal aides.; Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy are astonished at how Archie and the gang use humor in their Earth Day exhibition.; Betty and Reggie play hard-to-get to get Archie and Veronica to ask them to the prom.; The group of space travelers returns to Mars, only to be rudely interrupted.; Dr. Beatnik announces his plan to take over Earth after they launch a satellite into space.; After a long, weapon-filled battle, Dr. Beatnik surrenders and Cosmo decides to go to Earth.; Archie feels guilty when he helps Betty and Veronica on a Saturday, but not his parents.; Archie's attempts to spread cheer to the people around him horribly backfire.; Archie and Betty go on a spring picnic, but a storm intervenes.; A crisis breaks out when American monsters and Transylvanian monsters feud over employment in Hollywood movies.; When Coach Kleats is sick in the hospital, his wife takes over his coaching job.; When Reggie and Veronica skip float construction to meet teen idol Freddie Fry, the star unexpectedly skips his visit to help with the float.; Archie confuses Betty as to whether her dinner will be formal or casual.; When Reggie gives Archie a teddy bear with a tape recorder in it, Jughead helps Archie get some revenge.; Veronica gets mad at Archie because he lacks chivalry.; Archie feels guilty that he went on a date behind Veronica's back. Little does he know that Veronica did the same.; Archie goes to a plant shop to pick out a plant for his parents.; Miss Grundy's class competes to see who can write the best fantasy essay.; Archie goes to try out Veronica's new in-house gym, but can't keep up with the rigorous exercise.; Betty tries to decide which era to write about for a Teen Girl Magazine contest. As she mulls the eras over, she fantasizes about being with Archie in each era.; Veronica goes on a shopping spree for clothes for her new aerobic class, but becomes too tired to actually go.; Cosmo and his crew begin to pursue Dr. Beatnik.; Mr. Frown attempts to destroy Dr. Grisley's chemical experiments.; Dr. Beatnik tries using a taffy gun and a brick wall to stop Cosmo's chase.; Igor goes to the planet Xanadu, where he finds that humans steal picnic food from ants.; Squarehead has a jet cycle modified to have square wheels.; Archie gets into hot water at a medieval fair.; Jughead almost gets into trouble for eating ice cream in school.; Jughead adds some comedy to Archie's magic act.; Archie loses his doctor's note for Coach Kleats.; Information on the month's Archie comics.; Jughead and Archie begin an organ grinder and monkey act.; Mr. Lodge bids $500 for a cuckoo clock.