Albert gets an old book of songs written by "Samantha Spellbinder", a witch from Salem, Massachusetts. Whenever he plays her way-out chords on his guitar, the magic of the music causes anyone within earshot to fall in love -- but only with inanimate objects like trees, rocks, and mailboxes. Only Melody is unaffected by the spell, because she already loves everything and everyone. And it's up to Melody to show everyone that true love is for people, not for things.; When Riverdale gets a threat that a statue of local hero Sybil Ladington will be stolen, no one takes it seriously-until Archie and Jughead witness the heist.; Mr. Lodge brings the gang to a rented hotel on Kookaburra Island for a business conference, only to find that the owner thinks he purchased the hotel.; Professor Flutesnoot and Miss Grundy deal with the effects of the springtime "Sunny Daze Syndrome".; Archie goes golfing with Mr. Lodge and his business partner.; A guilty Archie tells Veronica how he allowed a girl to wink at him.; Archie daydreams about being a giant.; After thinking that rock and roll will blow over, Flip Syde's record company goes downhill. That is, until Flip discovers singing birds.; Archie stops to help an injured kitten on his way to the prom.; The gang tries to care for Mr. Lodge's guest Mr. Bondsworth, but his attitude quickly makes Mr. Lodge decide not to work with him.; When Veronica's synthesizer replaces Jughead on drums, Jughead tries out new instruments for the band.; Miss Beazly cooks food for the National Guardsmen, who are sandbagging the Velvet River during a storm.; Dilton becomes the envy of the school when he brings a water sprayer to class during a heat wave.; When Betty tells Archie she doesn't want to be in the history pageant, Archie gets Miss Grundy to switch her out. However, Veronica then decides that she doesn't want the part either-and enlists Archie for help.; Archie uses his knowledge of correct grammar to annoy Reggie during an argument.; The Riverdale High music teacher has the kids write songs about others in the class.; Mr. Cooper gets on Betty's case about doing well on her SAT.; Fred tries to get the daily newspaper.; Mr. Weatherbee becomes angry at Archie, who published a demeaning comment in the school newspaper and won't reveal its source.; Hip Man Wrinkle, a beatnik, falls asleep and wakes up in 2292, where he finds things radically different.; Miss Beazly tries to help The Bee lose weight by having his lunch delivered to his office.; When Professor Flutesnoot recommends that the teachers go visit wildlife to relax, Miss Grundy states that she sees wildlife every day.; Miss Grundy has her cooking class bake their favorite desserts.; Jughead recalls how Archie is just like the way he was as a kid.; Jughead paints a hammock, but finds Archie is already sleeping in it.; Reggie volunteers to be the M.C. at an upcoming assembly.; Archie thinks about the weather.; Archie dresses up as a knight on his date with Veronica.