Alex manipulates Albert into buying a car from one of his dad's agents, knowing that it will fall apart.; Archie wins a contest to be a clown on the opening night of the circus.; Fred tries to get Archie to shovel the sidewalk.; When Albert stands outside singing in a snowstorm, the girls think he's been frozen solid.; Svenson is overworked so Dilton creates a robot to help him with his job.; When the mayor cuts school budgets, Mr. Weatherbee runs to replace him. The students become avid campaign volunteers, though they're troubled that disciplinarian Mr. Howitzer expects to be their new principal. As Weatherbee gains in the polls he cuts a deal with the mayor. Mr. Weatherbee will withdraw if the mayor restores the cuts and even increases the school budget. Everyone is happy but Mr. Howitzer.; When Mr. Weatherbee has to go in for surgery, Superintendant Hassle decides to run Riverdale High for him while he's gone.; Archie's car is stuck in Mr. Lodge's driveway during a blizzard. Archie and Jughead find a way to get it unstuck, but it ends up on the roof of the Lodge mansion.; Superintendent Hassle gives Mr. Weatherbee and Svenson both a beeper.; Miss Grundy decides to go to the State Teachers' Costume Ball as Archie.; Betty is sick of cold weather, so Veronica offers to fly her to Hawaii.; Dippy and Danny think dad needs a date.; Archie must pass his school test or his parents won't allow him to go to a concert with Veronica.; Archie get caught up acting out his various school lessons in history, literature, etc. until Veronica slugs him after he delivers a "Rhett Butler" line.; Betty and Veronica decide to go shopping instead of snowboarding with Archie, and Archie ends up being the judge for a women's snowboard contest.; A trip to a doctor's waiting room turns Archie into a hypochondriac.; Archie is practicing his prat falls.; Alexandra bugs one of her brother's cuff-links so the girls can listen in on what the boys say about them in private.; Melody takes a job selling nylons at a department store, and her effect on the male customers leads all the female customers to break down the manager's door and complain.; Miss Grundy gets a new job at a private school, but Archie finds a way to show her she won't fit in, before she makes the final decision.; The ceiling in Archie's bedroom has a leak.; Betty has all the parts of a perfect evening at home.; The boys want to have a rock festival but the town council is against the idea until their dad calls the mayor.; Archie gets jealous when Veronica gets showered with Valentine's Day Cards, but the roles are reversed when she finds out he got one from Betty.; Miss Grundy sends Archie to the principal's office and Mr. Weatherbee makes Archie clean the hallway.; Archie is stuck in the lunchroom.; Archie skis down the big hill for the first time.; Betty is stuck on the mystery story she has to write for class.; Mr. Weatherbee wishes he had a trap door in front of his desk.; Archie and Reggie race while skiing.; Three's a crowd, so Veronica leaves.; Betty can tell what Jughead had for breakfast by looking at the stains on his shirt.; Archie is writing a book about his life.; Pop Tate is going to give Jughead a raise, then he's going to fire him.; You gotta be quick when playing hide-n-seek with Moose.