It is prom time at Riverdale High.; The Global Teen Pageant is in town. Archie and Reggie try to pick up the teen models but they have no interest in anybody except Jughead.; Meet Cricket O'Dell, a girl who is obsessed with money. She not only loves money, she can literally smell it. And she'll follow any man who has money. When she shows signs of being attracted to Archie because of his connection to the "gorgeously rich" Lodges, Archie passes her off to a man with more money, Reggie Mantle. After a night of doing the things that Cricket considers fun (like listening to a record of slot machines in Las Vegas), Reggie has to find a way to get rid of her, so he gives some money to Jughead, causing Cricket to follow him instead.; Archie works hard to prevent a scathing letter from being delivered to Betty.; Archie and the gang find a UFO but it turns out to be part of an abandoned amusement park.; Archie gets a new camera and starts taking pictures that get him in trouble.; Super Duck doesn't like dogs.; Archie causes trouble at his camp job, whether he's lifeguarding or horseback riding. While hiking, he gets lost and ends up at an all-girls camp. In order to go unseen by Miss Parker, he must dress up as a girl and perform female activities.; On a trip to an Egyptian tomb, Jughead and Veronica discover a room full of ancient treasure, and dress up as the Pharaoh and his Queen Ah Shetup.; The kids arrange for it to be "Mr. Weatherbee Day" at a local amusement park.; When Mr. Tuttle tells Melody to "forget" about something he asked her to do, she takes him literally and tries to drive it out of her mind completely. But try as she might, she can't forget it.; Mr. Weatherbee is challenged by a professional wrestler.; When their sailboat runs aground, Archie, Betty, and Jughead have to camp out on what they think is a deserted island.; Josie accuses her father of raising her as a tomboy because he always wanted a boy. She decides she's going to be sickeningly feminine from now on.; It's such a scorching hot day that the boys don't pay any attention to Josie and Pepper. Melody has the opposite problem: she has to keep completely covered up or the boys will pay too much attention to her.; Pepper objects to Mr. Jones making Josie do the dishes, arguing that dishpan hands will make her unattractive to Albert. So Josie's dad makes Albert help out with the chores.; Archie and Jughead want to build a raft, Betty and Veronica want to rent a boat.; Fauntleroy Duck replaces lightbulbs with flash bulbs.; Single panel gags playing off the premise if you see one thing it really means something else.; Archie makes his speech for class president.; Mr. Weatherbee doesn't like Archie's essay.; Coach Kleats judges Archie to be his most consistent bowler.; Mr. Lodge doesn't think Archie is working hard enough on the job he gave him.; Mr. Weatherbee gets seasick judging paintings featuring water.; Veronica makes Archie apologize again.; Archie changes the Beware of Dog sign after getting yelled at by Mr. Lodge.; Archie must go but the roses can stay.