While helping Archie with a fancy dance-vitation to ask Betty to the dance, Jughead accidentally asks Betty to the dance instead.; The band goes to Beverly Hills to perform a concert.; Archie and Jughead find a time-traveling sleigh and go back in time to various periods in American history.; After visiting Clyde Didit in his igloo, the girls go to a department store to return their Christmas gifts. Melody wants to exchange a bikini because it covers too much of her, but when she demonstrates, the customers at the store don't seem to agree with her.; Archie is upset after Veronica points out he has freckles on his ears.; When Archie overhears his parents talking, he's convinced they are having a baby.; Mr. Weatherbee has a contest. Whoever can sculpt the best clay bust of him will be named King (or Queen) of the School for a day.; Archie convinces Veronica that he and Jughead can install the new carpeting she purchased for her home's staircase.; Archie tries to help the Lodges economize by saving electricity.; Mr. Weatherbee engages Archie and Reggie to install a mirror in a door in his office.; Mr. Weatherbee hires Robin Ganter, who is in a wheelchair, to replace Coach Clayton while he is away on seminar.; Miss Beazly has to deal with a grease fire and Moose trying to help.; With Reggie injured, Archie must take his place as quarterback of the football team for the big game.; Betty organizes a retro fad day at school.; Archie dreams he and his friends are living as cavemen in prehistoric times.; South side student sues school over slip.; Archie falls on the ice outside the Lodge mansion and Mr. Lodge is afraid he is going to sue.; A chat about exercise leads the boys to Betty, who talks a lot with her hands.; Hot Dog is worn out from a night of carousing. However, Jughead mistakes his condition for being ill and races Hot Dog to the Vet.; Clyde is trying to return a magic set which no one can see, because he claims he "disappeared it." When he says one of the magic words, he becomes convinced he's turned Sock into a dog. Then Josie uses a few magic words to fend off Clyde's amorous advances.; To prove he's "democratic," Alex offers to help Sock return his Christmas gift, an offer he soon regrets.; Josie and Melody need to get Pepper out of the way so they can plan what to do for her birthday. So Melody summons a flock of adoring boys who will do anything for her, and commands them to keep Pepper busy for the day.; Mr. Weatherbee's gout is acting up and Archie repeatedly steps on his foot.; Chuck comes up with an art project for school.; Ever-competitive Veronica feels the need to one-up Betty every time she acquires something in the new fashion statement of plaid.; Mr. Weatherbee finds a way to raise the reading scores of the school.; Bored, the girls wander the mall looking for a change in their everyday existence.; Archie tries to tell Mr. Weatherbee that somebody has stolen his car.; Archie wakes up and pretends to be Captain Ahab, from Moby Dick, as he gets ready and goes to school. When Betty asks if Archie wants to take a leading role in the school's "Annual Stage Extravaganza" Archie claims not to have any acting talent at all.; Archie gives Veronica a portrait of himself on her birthday.; Mr. Weatherbee hires someone to teach a class on starting your own business.; Betty tries to study for her literature exam, but her mind keeps inserting her friends into the classic stories she's studying.; Archie is working on the drum beat of a new slow song he is writing.; Miss Grundy is afraid all the sick students will pass their germs on to her.; Trying to feel young again, Mr. Weatherbee tries to dress like the students and the students, trying to make Mr. Weatherbee not feel old, dress like adults.; Archie has a dream that inspires him to declutter his room.; Archie has only math homework to do so he puts it off far to long.; Archie has four dates at two different schools for Saturday night.; The girls find a small dog that they name Ruff-Ruff but the boys just think it's a nuisance.; Betty sends Archie to the store for some paprika and crosses her fingers that he'll remember.; Svenson imagines what various sports sayings mean.; The cafeteria gets piped-in music.; Archie is home sick with the flu.; The coffee tastes like dishwater.; Miss Grundy discusses current events.; Archie's mom questions his grocery purchase.; Archie wants to know which boy at the military academy she didn't go out with.; Jughead asks Reggie about his romance with Veronica.