Archie's older, lookalike cousin Andy comes to visit the Andrews. Archie discovers that Andy is a member of P.O.P. and that he is looking for Mad Doctor Doom.; Asleep at the beach, Archie dreams he is a peasant in the 14th century hoping to become a knight.; Archie and Jughead figure out the secret of the shark that is terrorizing Skull Island.; One of Contess DeLodge's guards discovers who has stolen the Ruby of Rajput and the identity of the hero known as the Dark Avenger.; Archie takes up jogging through Pickins' Park, and meets a beautiful but unsmiling girl who warns him to be careful at the dangerous "Coffin Curve" at the bottom of Thrill Hill. Mr. Meeks tells Archie that this was Jill Johnson, a girl who was killed at Coffin Curve a decade earlier when a drunk driver couldn't make the curve and ran into her. Archie can't believe that he talked to a ghost, but when he's running past Coffin Curve that night, Jill reappears to save him from sharing her fate.; Mr. Lodge asks Archie to teach him how to surf so he can network with the young CEO's in town.; Reggie tries to play a prank on Archie and Jughead using a mechanical fish.; Mr. Weatherbee loses weight while trying to avoid Archie and Jughead at the carnival.; Archie daydreams that he is in a circus.; Betty and Veronica are planning a surprise party for Archie and try to convince him they will be out of town.; Fred decides that he and Archie can paint the house themselves and save some money.; Betty and Veronica are annoyed that Archie and Reggie make everything into a competition.; Archie and Veronica plan to walk underwater with scuba gear and Reggie and Betty plan to go after them and switch partners.; Archie promised both Betty that he'd be at her championship baseball game and Veronica that he'd help with a charity car wash. He ends up rushing back and forth between each of them.; When Pop Tate plans to close down the Chok'lit Shoppe due to lack of funds, Mr. Lodge arranges for a Hollywood movie crew to pay Pop to film a scene there.; Mr. Lodge has a new pair of wireless headphones.; Archie's practice of beach safety rules while windsurfing places everyone around him in danger.; The narrator explains humans to the reader.; Archie tries to find a nature still life to paint for art class.; To prove he works hard, Mr. Lodge works with Archie at a garage fixing cars.; Mr. Weatherbee is having bad luck fishing on the dock so Archie invites him to come in his boat. When the motor cuts out Mr. Weatherbee demonstrates his survival skills.; The Archies are asked to make a commercial for Burpsy Cola, but the temperamental director can't decide where it should be filmed.; Betty is pool-sitting for the Lodges while they are on vacation.; Archie and Jughead move Mr. Lodge's chair while he's sleeping in it.; Reggie repeatedly attempts to scare Archie.; Mr. Weatherbee tries to show Archie how to build a better body.; Archie takes Veronica on a hike and the woods don't agree with her city slicker life style.; Veronica learns that Archie has his own college savings account that he's been putting money into for years, and that it now totals almost two thousand dollars. When she asks him to use some of that money to take her out, he refuses, saying he will sacrifice anything - even her - rather than touch his college account.; The girls decide they would have more fun on a crowded public beach than on Mr. Lodge's private yacht.; Archie suggests some ways for Mr. Weatherbee to cool off at the beach, but he rejects them all as too dangerous.; Reggie and Archie battle for the hand of Veronica, like the knights of old.; Archie wins the grand prize in a cereal company contest.; Archie goes fishing with Mr. Weatherbee, who is fishing for Old Fighter, a giant bass he has been trying to catch for years.; Jughead 1 invents music with pipes of Pan. His music attracts girls, but when Reggie 1 and Archie 1 make their own music, all they attract are dangerous beasts.; Archie 1 creates the world's first sculpture.; Reggie tries to take Archie's picture but can't find his good side.; Reggie asks Archie if he'd like a blind date.; Miss Grundy tries to make Veronica more self-reliant.; Reggie asks Betty and Veronica what his best feature is.; Jughead knows how to get Hot Dog out of the Lodge's pool.; Mr. Lodge decides Archie is perfect. A perfect nincompoop.; Archie 1 and Jughead 1 invent fire.; The boys made their own sandwiches for the picnic.; While fishing Jughead catches a scuba-diving girl.; Hiram lets Archie and Jughead use the new pool.; Mr. Lodge needs a package delivered in the pouring rain.