Archie discovers that Mad Doctor Doom has spiked Ms. Beazley's soup with "Walking Dazed" formula, effective turning all the students and faculty into his zombies. Unbeknowst to Archie, Mad Doctor Doom has also introduced his formula into Pop Tate's food at the Chocklit Shop, just as Archie's parents decide to stop there for dinner.; Archie gets himself in trouble by saying that doing laundry is women's work.; Archie and Ethel go on a very special date.; Archie and Veronica brag about the trust in their relationship. This is put to the test when Archie asks Lauren to join him at the River Festival. While there, he spies Veronica with a tall, handsome athlete.; Archie is at the Lodge Mansion, picking up some papers to deliver for Mr. Lodge. But Veronica keeps throwing him out before he can pick up the papers.; Archie is showing Kelly Stickler, who was selected most perfect teen in the country, around Riverdale High.; Archie takes Veronica on a drive in the country, if his jalopy can hold together long enough.; Archie drives his parents crazy with all of his obsessive preparations for a date with Veronica.; Archie's lucky hat helps win the soccer game.; Archie befriends an older gentleman from the retirement home caught in a love triangle, with eerie similarities to Archie's situation with Betty and Veronica.; The Archies are losing gigs to a sexy singer named Jezebel who drives the men wild. That is, until she runs up against Jughead.; Veronica wants to break her date with Archie so she can date a major from the exclusive Milltown Military Academy. Nobody wants to help her do it.; Prehistoric Archie and Reggie meet prehistoric Jughead, who discovers that a kiss from a woman makes him feel not love, but hunger.; Vegas rescues some abandoned puppies and helps get them homes.; Archie has to stay home while his parents go out so he invites Betty over.; Archie asks his father about the toys he had as a child.; Archie suggests Pop offer a home delivery pizza service with a thirty minute delivery time or it's free.; Reggie keeps fake trophies on his mantel to impress Veronica.; Archie finds a book in a dumpster and Reggie makes fun of him for taking it until a collector pays Archie fifty dollars for the book.; Two market researchers get more than they bargained for when they observe Archie's shopping behavior.; Mr. Lodge gets a fierce new watchdog.; When the students try to break different world records, Mr. Weatherbee ends up caught in the middle.; Archie and Jughead both try to control a voice activated RC car in Professor Flutesnoot's class.; When Veronica finds out that Jughead is an expert on herbs, she expresses an interest in learning more.; Mr. Weatherbee selects Archie to create a piece of art for the lawn of Riverdale High.; In prehistoric days, Reggie brags that he and his kind will never suffer extinction like the Lum-Lum.; Assistant Principal Sanchez sets up an exhibit for the kids showcasing old technology.; The teachers find students day dreaming in their classes.; Archie claims he always has the last word in any argument with Veronica.; "The Rolling Rocks" rocks.; Mr. Lodge tries to hint to Archie that it's getting late.; Archie wants to know if the garage has fast food. The vending machine shoots out food fast enough to knock him down.; Betty and Archie celebrate birthdays for the sake of celebrating.; Betty and Archie wake up at 4:30 AM to go hiking with Mark and Cynthia.; Archie asks his mom how his parents met.; Archie is given a pet parrot by Betty.; Archie's car won't go any faster.; Archie crawls into class when he is late.; Veronica is out shopping.; Why does the coach need two towels for each game?