Pop Tate says he'll give Jughead the store when he retires. Shortly after, strange accidents happen around Pop Tate, and he believes that Jughead and Archie are trying to get him to retire.; It's the first student-faculty basketball game and the kids think they can make the faculty look foolish.; Mr. Lodge asks Archie and Jughead to pretend to be his sons so that he can close a business deal with two conservative foreign businessmen who only respect men with sons.; Veronica decides to take turns dating Archie and Reggie. Archie works so hard to spy on their date, he isn't fit for his.; Mr. Weatherbee confiscates a hand-held video game from Archie, and tosses it into a bin of such items going back 20 years. He's deeply frustrated trying to get $8000 more from the school board for new student computers. While Weatherbee is busy, Mrs. Sanchez mistakes the video games as offerings for the school collectors' show. A visitor pays the school fifteen thousand dollars for the games, and Mr. Weatherbee gives Archie two days off.; Mr. Weatherbee is upset that the students keep using a phone in the school hallway and decides to have it disconnected.; Archie almost goes a week without Mr. Weatherbee getting mad at him for something.; A reality TV crew films Archie, testing to see if a reality TV show about him would work.; Jughead is convincing Mr. Weatherbee he is a fine lad.; Archie wins a quiz show two days in a row, but is defeated the third day, because of a question he would have known had he been doing his homework.; Mr. Weatherbee wonders if this is all there is to life.; Two rival art teachers try to make art stars of Reggie and Jughead, when in reality Hot Dog is doing the art.; Archie can't go to the big party because he woke up with a zit.; Archie and Jughead shovel the walk at the Lodge Mansion in an attempt to get in Mr. Lodge's good graces but Jughead fails to remove the ice and Mr. Lodge breaks his leg.; The Archies show up at school early to practice for the evening's dance, only to be snowed in by a blizzard.; So why does Veronica date Archie?; Mr. Weatherbee tries to get an icy staircase treated with only Archie and an inept janitor to help.; Archie and Jughead start to take advantage of being the pretend Lodge sons, but redeem themselves in the end.; Archie and Reggie play a new video game where they compete to see who can kiss the most girls, which makes Betty and Veronica jealous.; Jughead and Archie are trapped in a cave by an avalanche.; Linda tells Laurie's fortune.; Wilbur enters an amateur photo contest.; Miss Gargle has the class write a composition through the eyes of someone in history.; Buster uses Super Duck's trailer as a boat.; Archie tells Betty to close the darkroom door.; Wilbur's mom makes him clean his room.; Wilbur daydreams about all the honors he can win in the future, then gets a rude awakening with his score on a test.; Wilbur likes commercials on TV.; Slats boasts about the size of cabbages in the town.; Fauntleroy tricks Super Duck with an ice cube.; Super Duck tries to haul a safe up to the roof of a building.; Super Duck uses an iron as a stove.; Fauntleroy uses 3-D glasses to annoy Super Duck.; Super Duck buys Uwanna Duck a dress for the big party.; Super Duck gets fleas from washing Tiny.; Archie's alibi for being late doesn't work with Mr. Weatherbee.; Reggie picks up the check.; On a ski lift, Veronica tells Archie about the hill they'll be skiing down.; Mr. Weatherbee looks for a way to reduce the stress of his day.; Mr. Weatherbee doesn't believe in schizophrenia.; Archie says that Mr. Weatherbee won't believe his news--and he's right.; Super Duck is losing a boxing match.; Uwanna points out an attractive girl to Super Duck.; Super Duck and Uwanna can't get the waiter's attention.; Super Duck and Buster are lost.; Fauntleroy fishes a fifty-cent piece out of a storm grate.; Super Duck wants the clock in his car fixed.; A rival high school basketball coach tries to psyche out the Riverdale team.; Fred is faced with a choice between his son's health and his peaceful evening.; Mr. Weatherbee wants to address Miss Grundy's class on energy conservation.; Veronica is proving to be an inept cook again.