Mr. Lodge and Smithers are horrified when they mistakenly think Archie and Veronica are married. After the misunderstanding is cleared up, Archie and Ronnie go up to a cabin with Mrs. Lodge, and to set Mr. Lodge's mind at ease, Archie sends him a telegram: "Veronica and I at cabin for weekend. We are not married."; When the psychotically jealous Veronica thinks she's caught him looking at another girl, Archie claims he was actually bird-watching. Then he has to create a bird-watchers' club to justify the lie.; Archie buys a ridiculous old-fashioned flying outfit, complete with goggles and scarf, in preparation for taking flying lessons.; Archie finds an old straw hat and ukulele in the attic. When he puts on the hat and strums the ukulele, he falls under their spell and starts talking entirely in 1920s youth slang.; Archie has a toothache and needs the tooth pulled.