Archie hires himself out as a house cleaner to make money.; Aunt Hilda hasn't slept in weeks so Sabrina summons a hypnotist, The Great Nodoze, to put her to sleep.; Archie saves a girl and her grandfather gives him tomorrow's newspaper.; Betty and Veronica are flipping out over D.G.; Archie runs into, and angers, the teachers.; Josie thinks she's spotted a modern day Fagin and Oliver Twist.; Archie gets in trouble for throwing a paper airplane.; The opposing team has two men guarding Reggie and he's upset no one is feeding him the ball.; Mr. Weatherbee confiscates Archie's skates.; Jughead gives a history report on Napoleon.; Archie tries to help the kids that tomorrow's newspaper said would be lost.; All the girls are being different by wearing New Age haircuts.; Reggie tells a different version of how Riverdale got its name.; Pop Tate has raised the price of his Super Bowl of ice cream.; Gigi gets a small part in a school play and rewrites it to give her a bigger part.; Archie is minding Zappy, a chimp TV star.; Archie is narrating what he plans to do this evening.; Professor Flutesnoot has a machine that will show the students what they'll become.; Mr. Weatherbee gives Archie a top level assignment.; Li'l Jinx is having trouble with her homework.; Melody shows back up at Josie's.; Dialoge free comic where Reggie won't shut his mouth.; Archie had to ditch Jughead before getting Betty's homecooked meal.; Jughead paints a flying saucer.; Archie and Jughead go to a masquerade party as a ventriloquist act.; Reggie is a whiz at photography.; Jughead's mom is throwing away his pajamas.; Archie found a quart of ice cream.; Veronica has cooked Archie a meal fit for a king.; Betty and Veronica each envy the other over their possessions.