Chuck and Archie find out their friend Mark can't read.; Archie finds a good luck charm.; Betty meets rock star Bruce Bingstone, who gives her a pass to his concert and a chance to get to know him, which turns out to be a disappointment.; Everybody hates Archie except for the squirrel he rescued.; Archie's class digs up a time capsule from the class of 1964 and buries one for the class of 2024.; Archie's practice for soccer tryouts involves kicking around anything that's handy, which turns out to be really annoying.; Archie invites Betty to see a video cassette he's just rented. She agrees, but later begins to assume the worst.; Archie is assigned to photograph Mr. Weatherbee for a story on a day in the life of a principal.; Alex tries to step in when Alan M. doesn't have the money to take Josie to a fancy dance.; Despite his cold, Coach Kleats is determined to help the football team practice for the championship.; Mr. Weatherbee sees Archie talking to the bird feeding at Betty's new bird feeder and thinks the behavior a little odd.; Little Jughead is trying to write a poem.; Greg shows off his weight-lifting prowess.; Mr. Lodge's barber nicks him.; The gang is rewarded for losing a basketball game against the Globetrotters.; Archie has the perfect solution for Mr. Lodge's skewed television picture.; Aunt Hilda likes video taping people's mishaps.; Jughead eats Archie's ice cream.; Jughead learned his "play dead" trick form his master.; Neither Archie or Jughead are going to the carnival.; Charley explains why he is late.; Li'l Jinx asks her daddy if you fill in or fill out an application.; Veronica won't give Archie a decision.; Sylvia's diet is costing her boyfriends.; Jughead wants to join the track team but he is very slow.; Jughead wants to be a disc jockey.