Archie and Chuck are in a cross-country ski race against two guys from Wilson High.; Svenson finds a cassette tape that is twisted and playing backwards, Professor Flutesnoot mistakes it for a signal from outer space.; Moose's lack of knowledge of the meaning of the word "doldrums" leads to mass confusion, Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy give him a dictionary.; Two aliens come to conquer Earth and one takes the shape of Reggie Mantle, but when everybody abuses Reggie the aliens decide it isn't worth the hassle and leave.; Betty is an usher at a movie theatre and crashes Archie and Veronica's date.; Veronica has two tickets to a rock concert and decides to take either Archie or Reggie, whomever impresses her the most during a hockey game.; Miss Grundy and Ms. Haggly compete for the affections of a sick Mr. Weatherbee.; Archie gets a job at a convenience store to meet a girl.; Dilton takes his drivers test without his glasses.; Archie has been sneaking out of the house to study for his history test with Betty.; Archie wears a leaf bag and a sombrero to school in the rain so he won't ruin the sweater Veronica gave him.; Li'l Jinx is having one of those days, so she goes back to bed.; Archie is oblivious to noise when studying.; Jughead opts out of a ski resort.; Archie digs getting put in the back for punishment.; Archie and Jughead paint a hallway.; Charley got his change in pennies.; Archie plans to use his calculator to do his homework.; Reggie gives Moose a candy bar.; Miss Grundy asks Jughead what the main use of cowhide is.; After spreading rumors about Archie, Reggie is upset that Veronica still took him to the dance.; Jughead drinks a Space Cola and blasts off like a rocket.; Veronica keeps Archie waiting while she shops for clothes.; Sabrina finds an antique doll house.; Jughead's mom asks him to "run" an errand.; Archie has a sore throat.; Veronica is perfectly willing to admit she's right if Archie will admit he's wrong.; Betty swoons over movie star Hab Tunter.