Jughead can't believe it when Hot Dog starts talking to him.; Jughead's attempt to build a tire swing means nothing but trouble for Archie.; A lab accident causes Jughead to glow in the dark.; Jughead brings a barrel to school and immediately gets on Mr. Weatherbee's bad side.; Jughead teaches Archie and Reggie a lesson for stealing his pizza.; Reggie nearly kills himself trying to get Jughead to laugh.; Reggie defies Jughead's warning and opens a box Jughead claims has a cursed item.; A windy day blows Jughead's hat into a women's hat boutique, where a trend-setting matron wants to buy it.; Jinx marvels over Greg's new bike.; Ethel and Betty discuss dating fashion mores.; Jinx has a solution for her mother's problem dicing onions.; Seeking female companionship, Jughead paints himself a girlfriend.; Jughead paints a schooner.; Archie asks Mr. Lodge for a stock tip.; Jughead complains about the hamburger he purchased.