After Mr. Lodge orders Veronica to get a new boyfriend, Archie sets her up with a series of boys who are even worse than he is.; In an effort to get Archie's mind off of Veronica, Mr. Weatherbee assigns him to take pictures of all the rooms in the school.; Veronica hatches a plot to sabotage a new girl who is vamping all of the boys.; Archie gets involved in the auction of one of Mr. Lodge's factories, thinking he's bidding on a house plant.; The Andrews family must host a mooching relative.; As a means of ingratiating himself with Mr. Lodge, Archie "helps" Mr. Lodge fix some household appliances by himself; In an effort to soften Miss Grundy and get her to stop piling on the homework, the gang try being nice to her.; After Jughead goes out on a date - - with a girl - - Archie tries to warn him about the perils of dating.; In order to help Betty compete with Veronica, Jughead makes her a fake marble table top.; Reggie enters a midget racer in the school jalopy race in order to win a date with Veronica. So Archie has Jughead soup up his jalopy.; Reggie decides to get Veronica a mynah bird for Christmas. But he leaves it up to Jughead to teach it what to say.; Archie tries to rig a random draw so that he's paired with Veronica. Reggie tries to sabotage Archie's efforts.; Reggie bribes the younger brother of a hot girl for information he can use to get her to go out with him.; Archie convinces Mr. Weatherbee to play music over the intercom to help the students relax.; Archie and Jughead claim they've invented a hair restoration formula.; Reggie sub-contracts a job to Jughead, hoping to make a killing off of Jughead's perceived naivete.; Archie is about to blow his money on an expensive gift for Veronica, until Jughead reminds him of the other woman in his life.; Reggie sabotages Archie's attempt to play Santa for a Christmas party.; Jughead tries to save Archie five dollars by extracting his tooth himself.; Fed up with being treated shabbily by Archie, Betty stalks off. When he later tries to apologize, Archie hears that Betty has taken poison.; Veronica's back seat driving is disturbing Archie.; Archie asks his father to teach him how to box.; Veronica goes on a dinner date with Archie despite not feeling well.; How Archie the football player is perceived by everyone else.; Reggie volunteers to change a tire, hoping to draw some gratitude from Veronica.; Mary can always tell when Archie is fighting with Veronica.; Archie and Jughead argue over what they'll eat at an Italian restaurant.; Veronica asks Archie for a ride to school.; Mr. Weatherbee questions the quality of the cafeteria food.; Jughead replaces a window pane he broke.; Archie is desperate for a cure for hiccups.; Moose has a new method of improving his intellect.; Mr. Weatherbee won't tolerate anybody walking on the lawn.; A panhandler asks Mr. Lodge for money.; Reggie talks Archie into betting on an archery contest.; Betty designs a Halloween costume for Veronica that will be certain to allow Betty to get Archie for herself.; Reggie cons Jughead out of a soda.; Archie and Jughead comment on Veronica's new, expensive skin care treatment.; Archie hits a car in the school parking lot.; Archie tries a wild excuse for not handing in his homework.; Veronica won't let a messy Leroy near her.; Hal tries to take advantage of Betty's school curriculum.; Veronica complains about Reggie.; Fred laments the drain on his income.