Jughead poses as a French count on the phone to get Veronica to back out of her date with Archie, so he can go to a basketball game with Jughead.; Reggie and Archie desperately want to make fun of Jughead's Bermuda shorts, but fear the consequences.; Archie's plans for a romantic jaunt in the country are ruined when Veronica invites Jughead along.; Jughead tries to borrow twenty dollars.; Betty gets the gang to try to convince Jughead that love isn't the anathema he thinks it is.; Reggie convinces Jughead that since Jughead and Archie are good friends and that opposites attract, his friendship with Archie means he's a terrible person.; Jughead and Archie plot to get Veronica to forgive Archie by Archie defending her against Jughead's insults.; Jughead tries to get Reggie elected junior class President by running him as a mystery candidate whose identity will only be revealed if he wins.; Uncle Herman bores Jughead with his boastful anecdotes of his experience as an African big game hunter.; Jughead signs up for Home Economics Cooking as a means of getting more opportunities to eat.; Leroy decides to be good, hoping reverse psychology will prod Veronica into doing what he wants.; Jughead takes up painting.; Moose comes looking for Jughead, intent on brutalizing him. But Jughead professes no fear of Mr. Mason.; Pipsqueak browses a toy store.; Jinx speculates on what she would do with a million dollars.; Series of rhymes outlining Jughead's philosophy of life.; Series of jokes involving animals.; Jughead has a unique mnemonic method.; Five illustrated limericks.; Visualized examples of how teenagers are viewed by different segments of society.; Moose tries to go ice skating on unfrozen water.; Jughead plays checkers with a dog.; Pop hints that Jughead is too lethargic.; Archie almost runs Mr. Weatherbee down with his jalopy.; Reggie blindfolds himself for his date with Betty.; Archie takes Mr. Lodge's advice too literally