Someone has been sleeping in Coach Clayton's office during the night. Archie and Chuck stay in the school to catch the culprit.; Buck Bailey is the new kid in school and his constant practical jokes are not winning him any friends.; Dr. Wise implants a hypnotic suggestion to help Archie be less clumsy but Archie's parents decide to have it removed when they don't like the change in Archie.; Mr. Lodge trades his Lamborghini for Archie's old jalopy for an afternoon.; Mr. Weatherbee has had enough of the fooling around in the hallways and decides to lay down new hallway rules for the school.; Mr. Weatherbee and Miss Grundy don't understand how the kids keep changing their style of dancing.; Archie gets himself into a bad situation trying to balance the Lodge's good china and Reggie refuses to help him.; After getting pranked by Reggie, Archie is mad but Jughead tells him he needs to use peace instead of anger. But first you have to get Reggie's attention.; After he sentences Archie and Reggie to detention, Mr. Weatherbee thinks he overhears the boys plotting to beat him up.; When Betty and Veronica notice a student wearing a neon jacket Archie starts wearing the most garish clothes he can find.; Archie tries to help Betty and her mom chase a squirrel out of the Cooper home's attic.; Archie is home alone after going to a scary movie with Reggie and Chuck and hears noises everywhere.; When Archie and Reggie hear that Veronica always wanted to date the captain of the basketball team they both try out, but Dilton ends up being captain.; Archie and Reggie forget to pick up Veronica and Betty for a concert for which they had tickets.; Moose has an ink stain on his pants and Archie tries to help clean them.; Archie and Jughead follow Mr. Lodge around shooting a documentary film.; Archie has ambitions to learn to play the trumpet, but his tin ear gets in the way.; Mr. Lodge tries to teach Archie to say "no" to Veronica but all it does is get Archie in trouble.; Jughead tells Archie that his horoscope says it's his lucky day, and Archie believes it.; Archie and Jughead give Betty presents on her birthday.; Fred makes Archie and Jughead build shelves for the garage.; Archie's class digs up a time capsule from the class of 1964 and buries one for the class of 2024.; Archie thinks he's having a bad day until he talkes to Greg.; Mr. Weatherbee is being promoted to a better-paying job at another school. His replacement, the deceptively-named Charlie Goodwill, is an authoritarian who tells the kids that he's had it with their generation doing their own thing, and that they'll have to do everything his way, or else.; Mr. Weatherbee thinks Archie doesn't understand how much Archie frustrates him.; Archie has a run of accidents while alone at home trying to work on a school presentation.; Midge expresses an interest in hair styling. Reggie offers to let her cut his hair as a way to worm his way into her affections.; When Mr. Weatherbee hurts his back Archie helps him weed his garden with disastrous results.; Mr. Lodge gives Archie some recognition for his work around the office, the mop and bucket for the Executive Washroom.; Archie lost his cap.; Archie makes a presentation to the championship girls' basketball team.; Archie gets a speeding ticket and a parking ticket.; Archie has Dilton, Ethyl and Jughead carry banners professing his love for Veronica but Mr. Weatherbee changes the last banner.