A family of grifters fakes an injury caused by Archie and Reggie to crash at the Lodge mansion.; Hiram Lodge leads an expedition to a remote island and brings back a giant Koala.; Archie skips out of school to find his lost dog Spotty.; Archie helps his friend Mark at a comic book convention by dressing up as Hamsterman; When Veronica and Betty stumble on Archie's address book they think he has lots of girlfriends all over town, but they learn that he is simply helping with elderly shut-ins.; The boys are fishing on Mr. Lodge's boat while Veronica relaxes in her bikini. After he sees Jughead throw a sandwich wrapper into the water, Mr. Lodge gives the boys a lecture on the evils of water pollution and how individual acts of pollution contribute to a big problem.; While trying to impress some girls Archie exaggerates his surfing ability.; Betty's experience working as "Betzo The Clown" at birthday parties to earn extra money serves her when Archie takes her to the circus and the circus clowns accidentally scare the tots in the audience.; Archie and Jughead are slaves in ancient Egypt.; Jughead teaches Archie how to play "hokey-ball", a new fad.; Archie finds the perfect still life to paint, Jughead sleeping.; Archie can't sleep because of the blinking lights outside his window.; Archie has a date with Sharon Taylor and Reggie has a date with her twin sister Karen Taylor. Things get confusing when they are both at the same restaurant.; Archie gets a moving van stuck in a McBurger drive-thru.; Archie and his dad attempt to make a garden.; Little Veronica invites both Little Archie and Little Reggie for a day on her father's yacht, where Mr. Lodge shows them how to fish for tuna...but catches a submarine.; When Archie borrows Veronica's car he gives its GPS system a nervous breakdown.; Betty offers to substitute for an under-the-weather Jughead so Archie can stay entered in the Loon Lake Bass Tournament. Veronica gets wind of it and offers to partner with Reggie so she can keep an eye on them. And a man dressed as a viking steals the Riverdale Ruby from the Museum of Natural History.; Reggie and Veronica interfere with Archie's casting, forcing him to move to a spot near the highway bridge. There he and Betty stumble onto the stashed loot from the Museum heist.; Jughead finds a bottle in the ocean and tricks Veronica into thinking that a Genie came from it.; Humorous looks at various funny sayings.; Archie thinks a sign at a diner is mis-spelled.; Archie is given a pet parrot by Betty.; Archie borrows a hair pin from Betty to fix his old jalopy.; Archie's fairy Aunt gives him three wishes. Too bad it's all a dream.; Fred is having problems with the family's new computer.; Archie and Jughead go surfing and Archie loses his board.; Archie tells Veronica there are always two sides to every argument.; Archie makes a bad joke and winds up in detention.