Superteen battles the Consumer, an alien monster who can eat anything and anyone. She has to back down when the Consumer threatens to devour Archie, but luckily Jughead's eating power is greater than any alien's.; Archie and Reggie impugn the masculinity of Veronica's ballet instructor Peter, until Peter shows that his ballet skills also translate into martial arts skills.; Archie tries to teach Betty to drive.; A narrator explains the Archie gang's relationships in rhyming couplets.; Jinx is hopping down the street on her pogo stick. She bounces into an open manhole, but bounces back up off the hardhat of a city worker.