Jughead maintains he can't stand the touch of a female and that he'd even know a feminine touch blindfolded.; Veronica buys a very expensive, original, designer swim suit that is very revealing (for 1969, anyway). But everybody thinks that the suit has been attacked by moths.; Veronica manages to get The Archies booked at Mr. Lodge's country club, then goes about remaking their images and song catalog to fit the upscale club's image.; After a lover's spat, Veronica's plans to keep Archie out of the Lodge estate net everyone but Archie.; Hap exhorts Jinx not to procrastinate.; Veronica can't understand why no one has called asking her for a date.