Betty is going to give Archie a professional photo of herself for his birthday. Veronica finds out and goes to the same photographer and has a much larger photo made of herself. The sympathetic photographer finds a way for Betty to come out ahead.; Reggie reads that a shoe store has a case of shoes only for the right foot. Betty remembers that Jughead bought a grab bag box at an auction that only had left foot shoes. Reggie and Betty are able to acquire both boxes, but it doesn't work out as intended.; No matter what Reggie says to Moose about Midge, he gets beaten up.; Archie gets mad when Betty knows more than he does. Jughead advises Betty to play dumb the next time she sees him, but that backfires.; Betty tries to cure Veronica of the hiccups.; Betty thinks Archie "has Veronica's number" after she broke a date with him to go with Reggie. She's horrified when Archie takes a hammer to Veronica's house.; Veronica invites Archie to a party she's hosting for some high-class girls. He thinks he's doing fine until he overhears them making fun of him.; Debby wants to earn some money for an investment. She gets a baby-sitting job, but needs some help from her father.; Archie and Veronica are listening to records. Songs bring back good memories for Veronica and bad memories for Archie.; Bertha complains about Sis's grammar.; Reggie throws a party. Reggie tells a joke that ends in a pun on Tibet.; Looking at an elderly couple on a park bench, Veronica wonders what it would be like to be married for many years.; Reggie gives a suggestion for a motto for the girls sorority house.