Mr. Weatherbee recounts the story of how Hatrack J. Mattress, a shepherd, discovered sleep while counting his sheep jumping over his fence.; Professor Nonuttin discusses the problem of parking cars and suggests some solutions.; A series of gags surrounding medieval-era teens.; Five deceiving pictures and the zoomed-out versions that explain what really happened.; A look at what life would be like if humans could be kept frozen for many years.; Fake advertisement for a wallflower kit containing a folding chair, a magazine rag, a potted palm disguise, and a pair of plastic smiling lips.; Another edition of literal interpretations of song titles.; A look at the cool and uncool ways of doing things.; Series of honest travel posters for Berlin, Monte Carlo, London, the Soviet Union, and other destinations.; Collections of gift certificates for things such as a nose job at the Clyde Diddit School of Plastic Surgery, three years of psychoanalysis at the Riverdale Clinic, and ten cases of tranquilizer pills.; Guess which one tried to jump over eight barrels, hasn't had a hit record in over a year, etc.; Jughead paints a twin so that he can appear on TV.; Illustrated versions of words (for example, "mirror" is written as a reflection.); Veronica asks us to guess which one sat on the wrong side of the field, likes to start the fads, will be head cheerleader, and is suddenly going to need instruction.