Mr. Weatherbee recounts the story of how hole-seller Laslo Sforz created doughnuts by wrapping an Italian breadstick around one of his holes.; Archie looks at what would happen if teens formed a union, including changes to the union charter and motto, new school benefits, and new dating rights.; A look at high school campaign photos and the truth behind them.; Includes entries on aardvarks, adaptation, air, airplanes, Alexander the Great, Alfred the Great, Archie the Great, and apes.; Various comical mottoes.; A series of gags starring Victorian-era teens.; A look at various monsters including the Six-Legged Venutians, female Saturnians, and the Brainy Kids of Jupiter.; A pantomime gag in which a man fights an electronic boxing robot.; Greeting cards for less important situations, such as sunburns, returning umbrellas, and stolen cars.; Guess which one thinks she's another Connie Francis, has been seeing too many Westerns, is the boy craziest girl in Texas, and has five teen-age daughters.; Archie shows us some examples of Hilton hotels in other parts of the world (in Pisa, Italy, it's the Tiltin' Hilton, etc.).; Fake advertisement for a heavily padded telephone to be used as a pillow.; Illustration of a monster and the characteristics that make him a beatnik.; A bird flies in Jughead's house, so he paints him a cage.; A look at the (fictional) famous females behind historic happenings.; Advertisement for McGargoyle Capes for vampires.; Advertisement for a washing machine for mummies.