A vampire falls hard for a mortal, only to discover that she's also a vampire.; A pair of Martians return to Mars with the most fascinating sight of their lives, a woman's purse full of stuff.; How things would be different if teen-agers ran parents, including changes to newspaper articles, new merit awards, and new parent report cards.; Two members of the space patrol have blind dates.; What Humpty Dumpty would be like as a movie.; Hollywood star Elvis Rockmore deals with a mummy, an empty dive tank, an oncoming train, and a snapped rope climbing cord.; Parody of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.; A movie version of Simple Simon.; Mr. Jayson switches personalities.; Jughead gets a genie to wash his car.; Introducing a phone with two earpieces for girls to share.; Jughead's new invention, shoes with carpet on the bottom so you are always walking on carpet.; Guess which one has no trouble getting dates, isn't going to graduate, has a three o'clock date at the skating rink, and won't be invited again.; Humorous products, including a TV set with genuine rabbit ears, his and hers garage doors, and bubble gum with real bubbles.; Jughead paints three people to play cards with.; A teenager finds a way to scare his parents...his report card.