A teenage witch convinces Jughead to like women, but only one woman, her. When Reggie shows up, she decides to get rid of Jughead, so he convinces her to make him a woman-hater.; Jughead reads an article about people being accident prone while Archie is having strange accidents. Betty is convinced Archie is accident prone, too, and follows him until he has an accident so she can practice first aid.; A boy is asking directions from Veronica and Archie mistakes it for him showing interest in her. When he accidentally confronts him, Archie backs off and goes overboard describing how wonderful Veronica is, which ends up getting the boy's interest after all.; Reggie keeps trying to rattle Jughead by appearing in different disguises - an Arab, a southern gentleman, a pirate, an English fox hunter - but the only thing Jughead finds unusual is that Reggie is dressing up in costumes.; When Greg's team loses, Jinx says it's because they're crumby. When they win, she says it's because the other team is crumby.; Jughead worked hard only to build a robot to be his servant.; Moose misunderstands Mr. Weatherbee to say that everyone should leave class early.