Archie has written a book . He wants to read it to his friends, but everyone comes up with something better to do.; Dilton asks Archie and Reggie for advice on how to meet girls, but it turns out that he does just fine on his own.; Reggie uses plastic bugs to scare and annoy the girls until Moose finds out about it.; The girls and Archie open a disco but they really just want to dance with Archie.