The boys are going to judge the prettiest girl at the clambake by who has the prettiest knees and Veronica begins to obsess that her knees aren't more glamorous than everyone else's.; Veronica is swept off of her feet by an older man who plies her with fancy literary quotes. So to fight back, Archie begins trying to memorize the classics.; Archie brings a bird's nest to school for his science project, then is mercilessly pursued by the bird who was living in it.; Moose is on the warpath because somebody sent Midge a rose.; Veronica's planned alone time with Archie on the golf course is foiled when Archie asks Jughead to caddy for him.; Warned ahead of time that Reggie is in a pranking mood, the gang manage to get Reggie's pranks to backfire on him.; Archie receives an African rain god totem as a gift, and suddenly he can't avoid getting wet.; Betty tries psychology on Moose to stop him from beating up all the boys.; Series of fishing-related one and two panel gags.; Fred tries to have a heart-to-heart talk with Archie, but soon realizes that they don't really speak the same language.; Jinx gets a high mark . . . in something.; Hap has to don a Beatle wig to get Jinx to go to sleep.; Betty counts her pennies closely. Jughead trains his dog. Ethel has her parents concerned.; Moose has to answer a math problem out loud.; Fred asks Archie to estimate his jalopy's miles-per-gallon.