Archie and Betty help Archie's mom around the house but that keeps her from her other "duties" like watching soap operas and talking to her friends on the phone during the day.; The UGAJ (United Girls Against Jughead) will stop at nothing to change Jughead, including brainwashing. But first they must discover what Jughead likes the most....and that is hamburgers!; Jughead has invented a quick grass growing formula.; When everybody in the school is dressed as pirates for the school dance Mr. Weatherbee is not amused.; Mr Weatherbee wants Jughead's hat off, or does he just want his hat?; They're going to film a TV show at Riverdale High.; Mr. Lodge is upset because Archie spends too much time in his house.; Betty can't afford the dresses that Veronica can, but she orders it anyway.; Archie tries out for the high school hockey team.; Li'l Jinx is doing her homework - on what she did in school today.; Li'l Jinx is late coming home from school.